Autotuned Mumble Trap

After listening to the charts and hearing a lot of music with no heart just quantized auto tuned mumbling I decided to make my own.

As you can barely hear them in the song I have posted the lyrics below.

 

CHORUS X2

Auto tune me Imma mumble

Snare drum like a machine gun

Thought somebody understood me

That was only in my dream son

 

can’t calculate pi when I got a slate and a stone chisel cause I can never carve eight

devastate the john with the paper been too long

knocking on the door theres a queue in the yellow line

on the yayo line circling the wolf pack everglades gentle ben

bear faced gentlemen

hiding in the park with the brief case oil paint

can’t take a forger now the portions of a clown feet flapping me down street

paving stone never cracks cracker jacks rice cake mouth dry from the snacks

been on the bear hunt chased by the grizzly

only had a cigerello never had a rizla,

fizzy popping all night, crunk drink medicine

mixing up the blue water crushing in the tic tacs

better get a quick snack quick break kit kats getting late

called her on the bean tin, string connect

 

CHORUS X 2

Auto tune me Imma mumble

Snare drum like a machine gun

Thought somebody understood me

That was only in my dream son

 

She been playing tennis on the court in her tennis whites

and it’s night now so she glowing in the street light

girl what you doing bouncing balls on your wall now

fall down I’m appalled now

now she giving a list for the supermarket but it’s only been a minute since I bust a nut

and a minute of my loving and I can’t have a bust up

she ain’t like the marmite or marmalade

and I must say I got a link a farm wife

said she in the shed in the hay

and the feds called said they had my name

saw me on the webcam leopard skin trunks

speedos in the pool with the ear buds

playing funk record label said my rhyme

clear mud in the mix muddied up messing up the track quick

Sipping on the nesquick I been blazing on the banana skins

And smelling like a cess pit

 

CHORUS X 2

Auto tune me Imma mumble

Snare drum like a machine gun

Thought somebody understood me

That was only in my dream son

Gander

The next parody is ready, and this time I decided to change Panda into Gander. It’s about a bloke who has gone a bit Norman Bates because his mum didn’t read him enough fairy tales.

The original Panda is here: